Time for a humor break.
Here's an objective comparison between WORK and PRISON:
IN PRISON
you spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell.
AT WORK
you spend most of your time in a 6X8 cubicle.
IN PRISON
you get three meals a day (free).
AT WORK
you only get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it yourself.
IN PRISON
you get time off for good behavior.
AT WORK
you get rewarded for good behavior with more WORK.
IN PRISON
a guard locks and unlocks the doors for
AT WORK
you must carry around a security card and unlock open all the doors
yourself.
IN PRISON
you can watch TV and play games.
AT WORK
You get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes
from your salary to pay for the prisoners.
Humm?
Which Sounds Better?
What are you waiting for? Go kill your manager... (just kidding...)
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