Time for a humor break.
Here's an objective comparison between WORK and PRISON:
you spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell.
you spend most of your time in a 6X8 cubicle.
you get three meals a day (free).
you only get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it yourself.
you get time off for good behavior.
you get rewarded for good behavior with more WORK.
a guard locks and unlocks the doors for
you must carry around a security card and unlock open all the doors
you can watch TV and play games.
You get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes
from your salary to pay for the prisoners.
Which Sounds Better?
What are you waiting for? Go kill your manager... (just kidding...)